Ace Doctor Podcast #10: The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos

Tim Shaw (sic) returns, the Ux spend thousands of years worshipping a false God, and Graham has a Kelly / Nelly style Dilemma. Plus, Paul gets a special card and James writes a song about the thirteenth doctor’s first season, as you do.

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P.S. In case you can’t make out all the lyrics to James’ We Really Like The Doctor song, here they are:

We Really Like The Doctor (with apologies to Billy Joel)

Thirteenth doctor, Sheffield train, crashes and regenerates
Ryan rides his bike and fails: dyspraxia

Tim Shaw, Grace falls, they float in space, Ghost Monument
Art Malik, Sand tactic, Tardis is found

Rosa Parks, Luther King, Cranzo future racist kid
Quantum leap, bus fun, Graham is complicit

Brutalism, Yas’ fam, Spiders in Park Hill
Donald Trump, shoot to kill, let them all starve

We really like the Doctor
Cos She’s always gurning while the kids are learning yeah
We really like the Doctor
But when Chibnall writes it then we have to fight it yeah

Pting is like the adipose, a baby called Avacado

Spaceships, Demons, Yas in the Punjab
Partition, Empire, love will save us all

Amazon in Kerblam, Graham with a mop in hand
Alan Cumming, King James, trapped inside a tree

Scandi-noir, fjord kid, the actor Kevin Eldon
Battle of Ranskoor, Graham wants to kill some more

Tim Shaw – shot in the leg – shoot him in the head instead
Underwhelming finale – what else is there to say

We really like the Doctor
Cos She’s always gurning while the kids are learning yeah
We really like the Doctor
But when Chibnall writes it then we have to fight it yeah

No Cyberwoman next season please

Author: jamesofwalsh

My past blogs haunt the internet like ghost ships on a digital sea.

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